I’m surprised Matt hasn’t stormed off all like “fuck y’all. fuck you vampires. fuck you hybrids. fuck you witches. i’m gonna go and be human over there!” 

the main thing that has pissed me off about Stefan recently, is that he pretty much turned Jeremy into a a killing machine causing him to almost kill his own sister. and Stefan did all that for his own SELFISH reason - to ‘fix’ his precious human Elena.

Not being funny, but Tyler was sired to Klaus and it’s not like he wanted to jump his bones. 

Caroline said that whatever Damon says, Elena agrees.. but it’s not like Damon said “you want to have sex with me” and Elena was like “k master.”

She wanted to bang him like a ferret on acid. 

I wonder if after shooting the Delena sex scene the directors were like “okay, cut, we’re done” and Nina and Ian just carried on.  

Okay, so not so long ago I was walking through the cemetery and saw this beautiful black crow on one of the graves. My first reaction?

DAMON IS THAT YOU?!

Gimmeh some good shows to watch? 

I have seen;

• Vampire Diaries
• True Blood
• Pretty Little Liars
• Teen Wolf
• Skins
• American Horror Story
• Secret Circle (didn’t like it)
• The Secret Life of the American Teenager (got bored)